OCd

There is a combination that solves the world.
There's a special way you must walk
When the sun shines the right way
Between the apartment buildings
A special path you must follow
On a special pace
Walk on certain tiles
And there's a pattern in your breathing
You must follow
Then you reach an intersection
You must wait for the light to go green
A specific amount of times
Before you cross
And then the tiles are different
And the pattern's changed
And when you reach your door
Use only your left hand
Lock and unlock the secret number of times
The speak the word you must
And open it
Let the door slide and run to the kitchen
You must be there before it's shut
And then stand still with your eyes closed
Until it slams
Find the button on the oven
The lever in the sink
Go up the stairs, two steps at a time
One step back down for each pair
Hop on one foot to your bed
Jump down towards it
Half a turn midair will do
And lie still the way you landed
For the correct amount of time
You'll hear a click from somewhere inside
And everything will be new
For there's a combination, yes
That solves the world.